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Saturday, 14 January 2012

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOOBS

Women With Big Breasts…

- can get a taxi on the worst days

- have a neat place to carry spare change

- have always been the centre of the arts

- can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub

- usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie

- always float better

- know where to look first for lost earrings

- rarely lack for a slow dance partner

- have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Women With Small Breasts…

- don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public

- always look younger

- find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap

- can always see their toes and shoes

- can sleep on their stomachs

 -have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars

 -know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts

- can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle

- can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out

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