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As spotted at New Farm Park, Brisbane. I think the Council may have a sense of humour. Fancy that?

How cool would it be if this was true...

A guy sees a sign: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.'


Men - take note. Do not allow this to happen to you.

Saw this sign at a dry-cleaners: "Drop your pants here" - fabulous
I'm still laughing at this:

Look at these fabulous Nigella bowls! My friend Miss Jane has them, she got them for a steal from a Fabulous Female who was having a bit of a clean out. Please also note the wine glass. There is little that Miss Jane and I get up to that doesn't somehow involve wine. Even if it's just discussing recipes that have wine...

Someone told me that, with prices rising, a lady had purchased $5000 worth of cigarettes. Is this an urban myth? Could she not have bought, maybe, a return first class flight to NYC, or even a small motor vehicle? That's commitment.

Channel Nine has just announced its next crime series. Underbellamy - The Tale Of Two Books

Sydney Street CityCat Terminal :: gorgeous 6 year old boy, who was hearing impaired, chatting animatedly with him mum, both using sign language. Wished I could share their special world.

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