A house is simply a place to store stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
You have to think anyway, so you may as well think big! (Donald Trump)
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Behind every working woman stands a pile of unwashed clothes.
The itemised phone bill ranks up there with the suspender belt, Fox Sports channel and Hustler magazine as inventions women could do without.
“Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.” - Carrie Bradshaw (SJP) final scene, final episode, Sex and the City
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday, but never remembers her age.
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
On noting that his coriander plant had died, my friend said, "Oh no, my coriander plant has died. Does that mean it committed herbicide?"
"Modern drugs are wonderful. They enable a wife with pneumonia to nurse her husband through flu." Jilly Cooper
"What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely."
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
"I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them." Bette Midler
"Democracy isn't perfect and freedom isn't everywhere - but we never had to build a wall to keep our people in." JFK
"I dress to kill, but tastefully." Freddie Mercury
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